English - 'Mama always used to say that if you want something done right, you have to fit the pieces together yourself.'

Gym - Guillaume has abs....oh dear..

Science - 'Can't someone die from your peanut butter cell? Allow me to demonstrate by putting this rusty spork in your heart.'

Journalism - 'The life of the lonely trashcan.'

Lunch - 'These m&m's are cold.'